16 Things All Dads Love To Say. Every Time.

@TheDad on twitter gave us a precious list of all those things said and done by All dads. 

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    Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love saying "let's rock and roll" when it's time to leave 7:43 PM - 6 Apr 2019 122 Retweets 915 Likes
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    Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love asking kids "you got this one?" when the check comes. 11:23 AM - 29 Mar 2019 37 Retweets 401 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Dads love standing on the deck staring into the distance with their arms crossed after the first mow of the spring 1:10 PM - 7 Apr 2019 39 Retweets 460 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Dad's love saying "how much?!" when they hear the price of anything over five bucks 6:37 PM - 21 Mar 2019 17 Retweets 189 Likes
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    Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love saying "it's always in the last place you look" 6:04 AM - 14 Mar 2019 BL 11 Retweets 130 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Dads love telling kids "oh no they're comin for ya" when they hear police sirens 9:24 AM - 3 Mar 2019 END ALZ 37 Retweets 354 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Dads love saying "a hair past a freckle" if you ask them what time it is but they aren't wearing a watch 8:55 PM 4 Apr 2019 16 Retweets 179 Likes Suow
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    Text - DThe Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Dads love saying "they don't make em like they used to" after anything breaks for any reason whatsoever 7:06 PM 19 Mar 2019 26 Retweets 269 Likes
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    Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love saying "keep your eye on the ball" no matter what you're doing wrong 11:36 AM - 9 Apr 2019 5 Retweets 100 Likes
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    Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love ordering a "large" at Starbucks 9:58 AM - 1 Apr 2019 24 Retweets 205 Likes
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    Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love acting like they're going to make their kids pay when the waiter brings the check 7:05 PM - 9 Mar 2019 15 Retweets 209 Likes
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    Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love bragging about how early they woke up 6:44 PM -7 Mar 2019 28 Retweets 214 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Dads love answering the phone, "yelllllow" 1:48 PM - 6 Mar 2019 36 Retweets 383 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Dads love bragging about how they don't get your modern pop culture reference 4:10 PM - 5 Apr 2019 22 Retweets 162 Likes
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    Text - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love sincerely saying "let's rock & roll" before doing things like going on the teacups at Disney World 2:02 PM 9 Apr 2019 36 Retweets 287 Likes
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